Thursday, December 4, 2008

i fail

so it took me an extra half hour to get home today, because i took two wrong turns. sad thing is, i took the same route home i've taken dozens of times. i missed the turn off onto aldgate, then ended up on the primeter, but i wasn't sure where i was on the perimeter, so instead of taking the turn off onto st.mary's i missed it and couldn't turn off until pembina, and then had to take the long way home. i'm directionally handicapped.

plus two christmas song related fails:
i just found out last year that no, mom is not cheating on dad with santa in "i saw mommy kissing santa clause"...because the dad is santa :P and i also learned that in "winter wonderland", the words are "later on we'll conspire, as we sit by the fire", not "perspire as we sit by the fire." yes, lets write a romantic christmas song about sweating in front of the fire, that would be brilliant.

sometimes, the blonde gets to me.
and sometimes, the blonde gets to other people:
funniest conversation during my staff party. april's bf's last name is ham, and she was listing off a bunch of first names you could give your kid to make a wicked name that's also funny, like may ham (aka mayhem). we all are giggling, then erika chimes in:
"ya! or like...BOB ham!!! or Janice ham!!! they're all so funny!!!"
lol, i don't think she got the joke, either way we all laughed really hard. ohhhh erika.

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