Friday, November 21, 2008

so bad

last night i went to the advance screening of twilight and it was...AWFUL. so bad. like kids channel made for tv kind of movie. awful. the acting was bad, the clothing and make up was horrible, the plot sucked. everything about it was horrible.

everyone in the theatre was laughing AT it. SO BAD. it wasn't even one of those movies like lake placid two where it's so bad it's meant to be funny...sort of. this was just so so bad, and not supposed to be funny. the movie should of made me cry, which i guess it did, but because i was laughing at it.

to be honest, i knew what was coming, imdb only had it at 5.2/10, but still. they slaughtered the book. it was like watching the film on fast forward because they only showed events and none of the emotions behind it. plus edward came off like a total skitzo stalker creep. not fun.

oh not to mention we had to stand in line with a bunch of 13 yr old girls, and when they let the line open to go into the theatres, there was a STAMPEDE of 13 yr olds running and screaming, they knocked over the podium. tweens are vicious little things! not gonna lie, my heart got pumping they scared the crap out of me! little did they know there were 2 theatres so me and my group went into the one right next to the door which was about half empty unlike the other one where every seat was filled.

so in conclusion, twilight was one of the worst movies i've seen in so long. i had low expectations anyway, and the books are still great, but do not waste your time on this film.


in other news: i'm cutting my hair today! (it's a big deal for me) so wish me luck! FAREWELL!

2 comments:

Craig A. Bailey said...

"Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into buoillon cubes."

–John LeCarre

lou said...

:)